Funny 18th birthday quotes


Funny 18th Birthday Quotes

“May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.”
– Frank Sinatra 

“I wish you the happiest of birthdays, and many, many, many, many more,
So that others have time to appreciate you as much as I do.”

– Unknown

 “Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?”
– Bobby Kelton

“An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have.
The older she gets the more interested he is in her.”

– Agatha Christie

“Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.”
– Unknown

“The secret to eternal youth is arrested development.”
– Alice Roosevelt Longworth

“Birthday and age are not a particularly interesting subjects.
Eventually anyone can get old and celebrate more birthdays.
All you have to do is live long enough.”

– Tal Asisi

“Pleas’d look forward, pleased to look behind,
And count each birthday with a grateful mind.”

–  Alexander Pope

“Birthdays are good for you.
Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.”

– Larry Lorenzoni