Funny 18th Birthday Quotes
“May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.”
– Frank Sinatra
“I wish you the happiest of birthdays, and many, many, many, many more,
So that others have time to appreciate you as much as I do.”
“Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?”
– Bobby Kelton
“An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have.
The older she gets the more interested he is in her.”
– Agatha Christie
“Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.”
“The secret to eternal youth is arrested development.”
– Alice Roosevelt Longworth
“Birthday and age are not a particularly interesting subjects.
Eventually anyone can get old and celebrate more birthdays.
All you have to do is live long enough.”
– Tal Asisi
“Pleas’d look forward, pleased to look behind,
And count each birthday with a grateful mind.”
– Alexander Pope
“Birthdays are good for you.
Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.”
– Larry Lorenzoni